A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon:
Four worms were placed int four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alchohol ... DEAD
The second worm in cigarette smoke ... DEAD
The third worm in chocolate syrup ... DEAD
The fourth worm in good clean soil ... ALIVE
So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demonstration?"
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate you won't get worms!"
If this is true, I can honestly say that I will NEVER have worms!
HAPPY FREAKIN' FRIDAY EVERYONE!