Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Rock the boat .. uh board ... baby.

White Trash Survival Kit
(may substitute the word "Redneck" for "White Trash" where applicable)
Mustard .............................................................. check
Cheetos ............................................................... check
Toilet Paper ......................................................... check
Bud Lite .............................................................. check
Keystone Ice ....................................................... check
Budweiser ........................................................... check
Red Dog .............................................................. check
Misc. bottles of other alcohol ................................. check
Piece of plywood to float your chick and booze on ... check



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