Peace Pieces

[sarcasm/humor]

Peace ... we all need some peace of mind, so I decided to post this bit of advice. It definitely worked for me and as we head into summer, we could all use some peace and calm. By following some simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found some inner peace. The title of the article is "How To Achieve Inner Peace: Finish all the things you have started".

So I woke up this morning and decided to follow the article's advice. I looked around the house to see all the things that I had started and never finished .... so before leaving the house, I finished the bottle of red wine, the bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a few ProZac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a half a box of chocolates!

You have NO idea how bloody peaceful I feel!